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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest

beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for

you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my

mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and

I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it

through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help

you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest

face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let

the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have

anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The

official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to

declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which

is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!

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cute and original.

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I'd be laughing too, were I him.

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Haha. the father is smart certainly. :) He didnt lie of cos . haha.

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hehe love it!

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Hi, That was pretty good. The father didn't lie.

poppy1

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hahah,niice

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LMAO..

wow, thank goodness for nice looking Father.. lol..

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is I have heard it before! You still get a star my dear!

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That was real smart.